These replies all have a hint of humor to them and while are very funny others will only make you chuckle at most, however, what matters is how you use them.
Before you use anyone, be sure that you read through each meaning and understand it. That said, let’s begin:
20 Hilarious Replies To “Keep Me In Your Prayers”
- Sure thing, I’ve got a direct line to the prayer hotline!
- Consider it done, I’m putting in a good word with the universe!
- Prayers? Check. Good vibes? Double check.
- You’re officially on my prayer VIP list!
- You’re so prayed for, even the angels are high-fiving.
- Don’t worry, I’ve got the heavenly hotline on speed dial.
- Consider yourself prayed for, sprinkled with a bit of extra luck!
- Absolutely, I’m sending your name to the prayer committee!
- You’re in my thoughts and prayers, and my Wi-Fi signal is strong.
- I’ve added you to my prayer agenda, right after world peace
- Prayers incoming – I’ve activated the good vibes protocol!
- You’re on my prayer radar and trust me, it’s got great reception.
- Consider yourself prayed for, twice daily, with a side of laughter.
- You’re in my prayers, right between ‘win the lottery’ and ‘unlimited chocolate.’
- I’ll send so many prayers, you might start receiving heavenly newsletters.
- You’re in the prayers queue, and I’ve upgraded you to express delivery!
- I’ve got you covered in prayers, like a cozy spiritual blanket.
- Prayers for you? Absolutely, and I’ve even thrown in a prayer bonus!
- Don’t worry, I’m multitasking – prayers and memes are both on the agenda.
- Consider yourself prayed for, and may your blessings be as numerous as the stars!
1. Sure thing, I’ve got a direct line to the prayer hotline!
Starting with a light-hearted response, you can say “Sure thing, I’ve got a direct line to the prayer hotline!” when someone says “keep me in your prayers”.
It says a lot about prayer being about communication, and they will understand that you will take their issue seriously with the hotline part.
2. Consider it done, I’m putting in a good word with the universe!
A cautious reply to “keep me in your prayers” is “consider it done, I’m putting in a good word with the universe!” because it doesn’t assume.
Some people believe I’m the universe so this is a good response. You don’t want to upset anyone with your beliefs and at the same time you want to tell them that you will speak on their behalf.
3. Prayers? Check. Good vibes? Double check.
The simplest response to “keep me in your prayers” is “Prayers? Check. feeling good? Double-check”. Even those who are not religious find it effective.
It can be that asking you to keep them in your prayers is a way to tell you what they are going through. Giving positive vibes and praying for them gives them hope and happiness.
4. You’re officially on my prayer VIP list!
To demonstrate how seriously you take their request, try saying something amusing like “You’re officially on my prayer VIP list! in answer to the request to “keep me in your prayers”.
This response, although not very serious, tells them you have them covered and you ease any tension they will feel about making this request.
5. You’re so prayed for, even the angels are high-fiving.
For something more comical, you can say “You’re so prayed for, even the angels are high-fiving” as a reply to keep me in your prayers.”
It is like saying that they just had to ask and you will be sure to make sure they get answers to their requests or whatever it is that they need from your prayers.
6. Don’t worry, I’ve got the heavenly hotline on speed dial.
“Keep me in your prayers” can get a silly response like “Don’t worry, I’ve got the heavenly hotline on speed dial”. It will make them feel lighter on the inside.
Having a number speed dial means it’s a number you call regularly. Aside from making them laugh, they will understand that you will intercede and get them some good news.
7. Consider yourself prayed for, sprinkled with a bit of extra luck!
Another silly reply on this list is “Consider yourself prayed for, sprinkled with a bit of extra luck!” because it is not a regular reply to ” keep me in your prayers”.
Different people have different beliefs. If they are one to believe in both luck and prayer then so be it. Indulge them with this response. It will give them more faith in the prayers you will make.
8. Absolutely, I’m sending your name to the prayer committee!
If you know they won’t be anxious about you sharing the problem with a group of trusted friends to pray about, “Absolutely, I’m sending your name to the prayer committee!” is a nice reply you can use for “keep me in your prayers”.
While it might not be a real committee, it might mean that you and a group will pray for the matter and then regularly for them and it will make them feel better that they are protected by the prayers you make for them.
9. You’re in my thoughts and prayers, and my Wi-Fi signal is strong.
“You’re in my thoughts and prayers, and my Wi-Fi signal is strong” is an amusing reply to “keep me in your prayers” because of the last part about the WiFi signal which is totally unrelated to the prayers.
While someone asking you to keep them in your prayers can mean that they have a particular problem, it can be that they just want you to pray for them regularly like you would for yourself.
10. I’ve added you to my prayer agenda, right after world peace.
“I’ve added you to my prayer agenda, right after world peace” is a seemingly serious reply to ” keep me in your prayers “that will make them smile and make them happy.
It tells whoever is speaking to you that they have now become a priority to you and you won’t take them for granted; however, world peace will always be number one. Cool right?
11. Prayers incoming – I’ve activated the good vibes protocol!
As strange as it may sound, responding to the request to “keep me in your prayers” with “Prayers incoming – I’ve activated the good vibes protocol!”
If they do not have any requests in particular, say they just said that because they want you to add them to your daily supplications then you can use this reply. It will make them laugh and feel good.
12. You’re on my prayer radar and trust me, it’s got great reception
“You’re on my prayer radar and trust me, it’s got great reception” is a great metaphoric response to “keep me in your prayers”. This will definitely get whoever you are speaking with to chuckle.
Telling them they are on your prayer radar is akin to saying that they are asking the list of people you pray for and talking about good reception, they shouldn’t worry a bit because you know that you will be heard.
13. Consider yourself prayed for, twice daily, with a side of laughter.
“Consider yourself prayed for, twice daily, with a side of laughter,” is a perfect response to the request to “keep me in your prayers,” regardless of whether they are facing a difficult situation or simply want you to pray for them every day.
“Consider yourself prayed for, twice daily, with a side of laughter” will set their mind at ease because not only do you pray, you pray twice and you do it happily. It tells them that they matter to you and you will pray for them regularly.
14. You’re in my prayers, right between ‘win the lottery’ and ‘unlimited chocolate.’
A clever response to “keep me in your prayers” is “You’re in my prayers, right between ‘win the lottery’ and ‘unlimited chocolate’.”
The joke in this response is about the lottery and the chocolate. It tells them how much you love the two and how dear you hold them. The affirmation in the reply tells them just how much you love them as well.
15. I’ll send so many prayers, you might start receiving heavenly newsletters
If you tell someone “I’ll send so many prayers, you might start receiving heavenly newsletters” when they tell you “Keep me in your prayers”, it will tell them just how many those prayers will be.
It’s like a subscription and since they are keen on getting answers and things working, maybe they will be fine with some heavenly newsletters. Right?
16. You’re in the prayers queue, and I’ve upgraded you to express delivery!
Give someone who asks you to “keep them in your prayers” a wonderful reassuring remark like, “You’re in the upgraded prayers queue with express delivery!”
While a prayer queue might sound like they will never get any answers in time because of how long that queue will be, the express delivery all cheer them up and tell them that you intend to pray for them by asking as they want so you can get an answer to your testimony.
17. I’ve got you covered in prayers, like a cozy spiritual blanket
“I’ve got you covered in prayers, like a cozy spiritual blanket” is a perfectly hilarious reply to ” keep me in your prayers” because of the effect of this response.
Everyone wants to feel sheltered and them asking for prayers tells you the kind of shelter that they are looking for. This response promises just that, and it will make them feel warm on the inside.
18. Prayers for you? Absolutely, and I’ve even thrown in a prayer bonus!
If someone dear to you tells you “Keep me in your prayers”, then you can say “Prayers for you? Absolutely, and I’ve even thrown in a prayer bonus!” It sounds like you have just been waiting for her to ask and you will do it, not just because they asked but because they care about it.
It is also the reason you threw I’m a bonus. It will make them feel good and they will be really happy that they have someone who cares about them and can pray for them when they need it.
19. Don’t worry, I’m multitasking – prayers and memes are both on the agenda.
If a friend tells you “Keep me in your prayers” then “Don’t worry, I’m multitasking – prayers and memes are both on the agenda” is a fitting response.
You are trying to tell them that you will. Pray for them and try to be there for them. One of the ways you will do that is by sharing memes. You don’t have to explain to them for them to understand, they will.
20. Consider yourself prayed for, and may your blessings be as numerous as the stars!
For something more like a wish as a response to “keep me in your prayers”, “Consider yourself prayed for, and may your blessings be as numerous as the stars!” is a nice reply.
Since you are asked to pray for them, why not start right away if you can? It will let them know that they can trust you with their problems and that you have them at heart. Plus, if you don’t want to make it sound like a prayer, a kind wish like this should do.
And that’s a wrap
Nice replies, huh? Well, be sure that when you want to use them you take note of the person speaking to you and the situation.
Usually, only people close to you would even tell you to keep them in your prayers either because of a challenge they are going through or as part of daily supplications.
Using these replies will require caution if someone comes up to you with a real problem and sums it up by asking you to put them in your prayers, then it is okay to give them some words of encouragement and when you see they feel better, use any of these replies.
If you dive into them carelessly, they will assume you are making fun of them and it won’t end well.
You can also use any of these responses and tell them that you would put them in your prayers and it will be alright. It will make anyone feel better and they will see you as a trustworthy person. That said, have a lovely day. Cheers!