20 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Singing

We all have that one sibling or that one friend who loves to sing but has a terrible voice. The problem with such people is that they will never accept the reality which is that they cannot sing.For those of them who know that they cannot sing but do not care, they would always sing loudly to infuriate those around them. They do it intentionally because they are already aware that their voice does not sound good.On the other hand, there are friends who can sing exceptionally well, they like to show off and lord it over others. This set of people sing even when there is no need to.All the above scenarios can be very annoying. If a person begins to sing in a disturbing manner, how do you get them to stop without offending them?There are funny ways you can tell a person to stop singing, and we have listed twenty (20) below.Some are sarcastic while some are just funny. So, read through them with their explanations and make your choice.

20 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Singing

1. I’d have a terrible nightmare if you don’t stop singing.
2. I have a friend whose voice is as nice as yours.
3. You’re so good you may want to go for singing lessons first
4. Make funny faces
5. Cover your ears with both hands
6. I know you have a great voice, but I could do with some quiet now.
7. Birds of the same feather flock together, that’s why we fit each other because we both can’t sing.
8. Ladies and gents, a round of applause for the greatest singer with a terrible voice.
9. Great! The perfect voice for scaring away a burglar.
10. Your voice is giving me a migraine, stop singing.
11. It’s okay to want to murder someone with your voice but do it outside and not here
12. You deserve an award for the worst voice on earth.
13. Have you swallowed a frog this morning?
14. Love you darling but don’t make an attempt like that again.
15. If you don’t stop singing, I may just start bleeding from the ears.
16. I need to arrest the person who told you that you could sing.
17. Drum rolls, for this upcoming celebrity who needs to stop singing immediately.
18. And the Oscar goes to the girl whose voice sounds better when her mouth is shut.
19. You can sing in the shower all you want but when you come out here keep quiet.
20. I never told you I wanted to wake the dead, so please stop singing.

I’d have a terrible nightmare if you don’t stop singing

The aim of using a funny statement to get someone to stop singing is to ensure that they do not take offense. Not that you can guarantee that even your attempt at playing it down will still not piss them off.Therefore, the statement “I’d have a terrible nightmare if you don’t stop singing” should be used with friends and family, and should be spoken in a playful manner.

I have a friend whose voice is as nice as yours.

The statement “I have a friend whose voice is as nice as yours” is a sarcastic and ironic comment that mocks a person. The friend you are referring to in the statement definitely sings badly too.The humor in the statement is highlighted more if the person singing knows the ‘friend’ you are referring to.

You’re so good you may want to go for singing lessons first

This is an ironic way of telling a person who is singing that their voice is terrible and that they should stop singing. Telling them that they need to take a singing class first means that they are not really as good as they thought.

Make funny faces

When a person is singing, whether they are bad or not, if you want them to stop singing, you can make funny faces while they sing. The aim of the funny faces is to make them laugh which will disrupt the singing.

Cover your ears with both hands

Another way to stop a person from singing is to cover your ears while they sing. It has to be evident to them that you are covering your ears because of their singing for this to be effective.

I know you have a great voice, but I could do with some quiet now

This is a polite way to tell a person to stop singing. From the statement, you can see that the singer actually has a great voice. However, those listening to him/her are not in the mood to listen to the singing.At that point, no matter how good he/she sounds, the singing will be a noise to them.

Birds of the same feather flock together, that’s why we fit each other because we both can’t sing

This statement is also another funny way to get a person to stop singing. When you and your friend cannot sing, you can actually mock them into stopping to sing.The statement shows that the speaker and the person singing both have a bad voice. This is also another way to stop a person from continuing to sing.

Ladies and gents, a round of applause for the greatest singer with a terrible voice.

The statement “Ladies and gents, a round of applause for the greatest singer with a terrible voice” is also another way to make a person stop singing. It’s a loud mockery that discourages the singer from continuing to sing.It is mostly used with familiar people who will understand that you are just trying to stop them from singing not actually mocking them.

Great! The perfect voice for scaring away a burglar.

Some people in an attempt to sing can actually sound frightening. The voice will sound like an alarm that needs adjusting.When such a person sings with their voice, you can use the statement, “Great! The perfect voice for scaring away a burglar” to stop them from singing.

Your voice is giving me a migraine, stop singing

After a raging party, people tend to have hangovers. There are also times when a person is stressed, and his head begins to ache from the stress. These set of people would need a serene environment to recover from the headache.Any unnecessary noise will send their heads spiraling with pain. So to stop a person’s singing, they could say, “Your voice is giving me a migraine, stop singing”.

It’s okay to want to murder someone with your voice but do it outside and not here

This is another funny way to stop a person from singing. In this statement, you are giving the person an alternative. You are not telling them to stop singing entirely.You are giving them an option which is either to take the singing outside or to stop.

You deserve an award for the worst voice on earth.

Although funny, this statement is quite sensitive, and the user should be careful with whom she chooses to use it with.It must be with a person she/he is close to who will not take offense at the comment. She/he must also be careful to say it with a playful tone.

Have you swallowed a frog this morning?

This is a rhetorical and ironic statement. A frog is known to have a croaking voice. To compare a person’s singing to a frog’s croaking voice is to say that their voice is really terrible and sounds like that of a frog.

Love you darling but don’t make an attempt like that again

There is always a first time for everything. Someone may for no special reason decide that they want to attempt to sing one day. However, it will turn out bad because the person does not have the talent.If such a thing happens, you can then tell the person, “Love you darling but don’t make an attempt like that again”. If the person understands your sense of humor, they will definitely have a good laugh.

If you don’t stop singing, I may just start bleeding from the ears.

This is another sarcastic way to get a person to stop singing. A person could bleed from the ear for many reasons. One of them was that they were too close to a high-pitched sound.Thus, when you tell a person that their singing could cause you to bleed, it means that they singing really high and off-key.

I need to arrest the person who told you that you could sing.

There are people who are not good at something, but they will still have people supporting them and egging them on. Those set of people are being set up for failure.This funny statement “I need to arrest the person who told you that you could sing” can be used to make a person to stop singing. If said to the right person, would make the person laugh really hard

Drum rolls, for this upcoming celebrity who needs to stop singing immediately.

The remark drum rolls could be said to mean the rolls a drummer gives when something exciting is about to happen on stage. You can say it with your mouth or actually do a mock drum roll on a surface.The drum roll will interrupt the person’s singing before you make the statement, “For this upcoming celebrity who needs to stop singing immediately” which will stop the person entirely from singing.

And the Oscar goes to the girl whose voice sounds better when her mouth is shut.

This is another way to get a person to stop singing. It is actually a sarcastic statement that you can use to mock someone into keeping silent.If you use the statement with a close person who understands you, they would have a good laugh especially if they know and admit that they really can’t sing.

You can sing in the shower all you want but when you come out here keep quiet.

This is another way to stop a person from continuing to sing. It is, however, just a way to limit the areas the person is allowed to sing. For instance, from the statement, the singer is free to sing while in the shower.This is because the bathroom can give you the illusion of having the perfect voice. However, your real voice is revealed once you leave the bathroom.Hence, the a need to stop singing when you leave the safety of the bathroom.

I never told you I wanted to wake the dead, so please stop singing

The statement, “I never told you I wanted to wake the dead, so please stop singing” is also another sarcastic and witty way to stop someone from singing.This means that the person’s high-pitched voice is disturbing enough to wake the dead, so you tell the person to stop singing. Be careful of who you use this statement with.Telling it to the wrong person will have the opposite effect. However, using it on a person who understands your jokes will make them have a good laugh.

Finally

Most people have that one family member or friend who loves to sing even when they know that they can’t. Other times, the person may have a great voice but will be singing at an inconvenient time.When that happens, you could tell them to stop singing in a friendly and funny manner. To help with that, we have listed twenty (20) ways you can tell a person to stop singing.Whether as a statement or action, you can actually make a person stop singing at the moment. It will definitely not stop them permanently but will stop them at that moment when you wish that they’d stop singing.